Women think computers are male because:
They have lots of data, but are still clueless.
They are supposed to solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had only waited a bit longer, you could have had a better model.
To get their attention, you have to "turn them on".
A big "power-surge" will knock them out for the rest of the night !
It is always necessary to have a backup.
They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
Size does matter.