Lol.. A++ certification is easy to get. IT just means you know basic hardware and software repair.
Hell, I'M A++ certified. (Literally, I have the freaking card as well lulz.)
Also, after looking at your site, I liked it, but when you look at the material in the forums, there really is not much to offer yet. But it is still going at a steady pace it seemed. I did not check the last post data, but it seemed active, there was 2 other on it besides me this morning. As for the port scanner, I don't use others, so I had not a clue what NMAP was until it was just mentioned, and did you mean 'nosiest' or 'noisiest', if it meant nosiest, then I think your talking about it being easily detected? And by noisiest, do you mean excess data is being gathered?
Either way, the method for the batch file still works no matter what is said when all is said and done. You can not complain about a working non-blocked method to use when you have nothing else on you and need it.