Men think that computers should be referred to as female, just like ships, because:
No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
The language in which they communicate among themselves is incomprehensible to everyone else.
The message "Bad command or File Name" is about as informative as "if you don't know why I'm mad at you, I'm certainly not going to tell you !"
Your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you spend half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Miss a period and they go wild.
You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.