Profile of spum789

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djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
djahandarie> while i program lines
djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
djahandarie> word, son
http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
http402> But your shit flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
http402> Cut the crap rap,
http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
http402> Grab your AIM chat,
http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
http402> peace
djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
djahandarie> while i got other plans
djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
http402> Elders my ass, you're shit's still in school,
http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
http402> Face it. I rule.
djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that.